Sometimes when you're angry with someone......
it helps to sit down and think about the problem.
 Chicago police reported that some individual attempted to "egg" Lovie Smith's house last night.

The report stated;
An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Smith's house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor's back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next-door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them. Looking at what was hit; police officials say they are considering Rex Grossman as the primary suspect. 
 
 



 

So, this bird walks into a store.....